Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
