is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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