i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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