He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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