i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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