How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
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After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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