Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
