P.S. I can't hear my feet
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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