I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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