Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
we're so committed to being not committed
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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