you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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