do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My underwear smells like fireworks.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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