no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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