You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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