He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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