This girl is more easily done than said...
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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