You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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