I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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