erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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