I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
one two three fourrrrnication!
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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