Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
