Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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