it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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