# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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