he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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