if i can run in heels then i can drive
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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