bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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