If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
The best revenge is premature balding
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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