apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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