nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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