normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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