she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
