you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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