Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit