I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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