Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The convent might be a nice break from real life
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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