I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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