you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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