she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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