Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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