Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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