So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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