i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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