We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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