which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize