wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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