I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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