I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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