This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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