ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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