I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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