no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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