Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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